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…joke time!!! LOL c”,)

~DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN…

“DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?” Junior asks his dad,

His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, “Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!”

“Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button.”

“Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.”

Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: ‘You’ve Got Mail’!

hehehe ) hope you get the joke, just for laugh… c”,)

…joke time!!! LOL c”,)

BILL GATES RECRUITS A NEW CHAIRMAN

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new
Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

Exactly 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is
MARIO DIMACULANGAN.
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2,000 people leave the room.

MARIO says to himself, ‘I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to
lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try’

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience in managing more
than 100 people may leave.

2,000 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself ‘ I never managed anybody but myself, but I
have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?’
So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may
leave.

500 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself, ‘I left high school at 15 but what have I got
to lose?’
So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo –
Croat to leave.

498 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself, ‘ I do not speak one word of Serbo –
Croat but what do I have to lose?’
So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone
else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said ‘Apparently you are the only
two candidates who speak Serbo – Croat, so I’d now like to hear you have
have a conversation together in that language.’

Calmly, Mario turns to the other candidate and says `Ano ba yan, dong?’

The other candidate answers ‘Ewan ko , pare.’

hehehe 🙂 hope you get the joke, just for laugh… c”,)


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